AUSTIN - The mama of all television singing competition shows American Idol is back and critics say it will be better than ever.
Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld said that Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest is much more relaxed and is interacting more with the thousands of singers auditioning for the coveted Yellow Ticket To Hollywood.
One 235 pound male singer identified as 24-year-old LaTandrell Edison, of Round Rock, Texas picked up Seacrest and carried him around on his shoulders for 15 minutes.
Miss Wine said that the show is already 200 percent better since it has dumped the whining Nicki Minaj AKA The Circus Clown.
Keith Urban is back and there is no other musical performer with the one possible exception of Taylor Swift who knows the lyrics to just about every song ever written.
Harry Connick, Jr., is really funny. He is just like one of the guys. Harry looks a lot like former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman.
But the star of the show is certainly J.Lo. Many critics are saying that when Lopez was on the show previously she was the one bright spot.
Jennifer is liked by everyone and she is such a nice person that she could probably take a Hostess Twinkie out of Kirstie Alley's hand and a piece of cornbread from Wynonna Judd's hand and the two gals would most probably simply smile.
SIDENOTE: Las Vegas is already giving odds that this year's winner will probably be a singer who also plays the guitar as roughly about 25 percent of those who audition do so with a guitar except for Austin pole dancer Ashley "Lips of Love" Butterbreak, 21, who accompanied herself on the glockenspiel.