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Thursday, 16 January 2014

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Penny Marshall (R) shown at a shopping mall in Cucamonga.

LA BREA, California - Penny Marshall sat at a table at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo.

The 70-year-old actress said that she had hid the fact that she was lesbionic for a long, long time.

She explained that she finally decided to come out of the closet after talking to some of her lesbianite friends including Jodie Foster, Meredith Baxter, Melissa Etheridge, and Lily Tomlin.

Marshall said that from a very young age she secretly began wearing guy's boxer shorts.

She said that she loved rough boys sports and became a huge fan of the Los Angeles Lakers.

Penny pointed out that she has never ever found Jack Nicholson to be the least bit attractive, sexy, or desirable.

She said that she secretly wanted to marry Donna Mills who she said was the most beautiful and sexy woman she has ever known including Joey Heatherton.

SIDENOTE: Penny has said that she has been approached to play Adam Lambert's father in the upcoming Martelo Pellagrini movie, Glitter All Over The Friggin Place - The Adam Lambert Story.

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