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Wednesday, 15 January 2014

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Can't Believe People Watching Crap!

Lindsay Lohan told what reporters who still hang around her that she thought Duck Dynasty was the worst show she had ever seen.

Those at the scene stated that she laughed and called them Hillbillies.

"What is this a joke? Television ratings so low they featuring freaks? What about the real stars. This is a farce or maybe it really exists. If it does, the gene pool has headed toward neanderthals once again", she laughed.

One reporter stated that Lindsay was telling them that there has to be a joke to this. "You know, like when Robinson freak holds a gun on someone to make him drink the moonshine he just made. Then he hands the guy who is fanning himself and gagging, "Here. Now hold that gun on me and make me take a drink."

She stated that she wanted entertainment to be about the higher ups who have made it.

"Not some circus clowns running around chasing alligators."

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