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Wednesday, 15 January 2014

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Hooter's hostess Mindy Pumparelli enjoyed Miley's visit.

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus says she spends about two hours each night trying to figure out ways to top herself in the eyes of the public.

She recently went into a Hooter's Restaurant located in Venice Beach and before she left she had caused quite a stir.

Miley had a cheeseburger and fries. After finishing her meal she stood up to go and pay her bill.

Just as she stood up the restaurant's hostess identified as Mindy Pumparelli, 31, happened to walk by and Cyrus without even giving it a second thought got in front of her, turned her back to her, and proceeded to twerk her.

The hostess was shocked and somewhat embarrassed. All of the Hooter's employees broke out in a thunderous applause and the patrons clapped and cheered as well.

Pumparelli regained her composure and she gave Miley a great big smile. Miley saw that she was not upset and so she gently grabbed her face and planted a great big kiss right on Mindy's succulent lips.

The eating establishment went crazy. Everyone had taken out their cell phones and was taking pictures of the whole off-the-cuff ordeal.

SIDENOTE: Mindy Pumparelli reportedly told Miley that anytime she wants to come back to 'her' Hooter's Restaurant she will receive an 85 percent discount.

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