Written by D P Whitehead
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Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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Sheriff's deputies in California, with a warrant to search the home of teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, came up short and failed to locate any sign of talent nor the remotest sniff of charisma or charm.

Investigators with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spent hours searching - but discovered nothing remotely considered talented or charming, despite spending 12 hours at the palatial home.

Bieber was at home when deputies arrived, feasting on a giant sized omelette.....and 72 soft boiled eggs......

A police spokesman said he was cooperative with the dozen deputies, but he did not answer questions about the alleged "talent" or "charm".

The search, which cost the taxpayer $4,000,000 in manpower and overtime charges, shall resume tomorrow.

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