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Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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After Kaley got married she gave her pet sheep, Mr. Sweater, to Paris Hilton.

HOLLYWOOD - Kaley Cuoco is on The Big Bang Theory which is one of the most popular shows in LaLaLand.

The 28-year-old actress who plays a ditsy waitress on television just got married on New Year's Eve.

Kaley told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that the reason why she got married to Ryan Sweeting, 26, so fast was because she did not want to have a baby out of wedlock like so many of today's young Hollywood starlets do.

Cuoco said that she has old-fashioned values that she was handed down by her entire family. She pointed out that her maternal grandmother Maude McChester, 84, always told her "Kaley, do not forget the progression of a woman's life - its love, marriage, and then a baby."

Miss Chipotle remarked that it is common knowledge that she (Kaley) makes $350,000 per each episode of The Big Bang Theory.

She then told Kaley that her husband, who makes a living out of being a tennis pro made $23,905 last year.

Kaley was asked why she had married down. She thought for a few moments and then replied that there were two good reasons.

The first is because Ryan had found every single one of her erogenous zones and the second was because he can make Granny McChester laugh quicker and longer than any guy she ever dated.

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