"That Miley Cyrus showing her rear end and sticking her tongue out and wearing very little is supposed to make her appeal to more teens is a crock. She looks like a little kid first learning that you don't say the word "Poop" around adults...bless her heart."
Though he usually says whatever is on his mind any time he likes and anywhere he likes, Jim Bob Dooley can easily get away with it by adding just a word or two at the end or even in the middle of an insult.
"Did you see her doing that wrecking ball thing looking like the Village Idiot before the police arrive and haul him back to the funny farm for nuts, poor little thing."
Dooley then told reporters at the small gathering that, "like myself" Miley's daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus, was the worst parent he had ever met.
"I wish they would get together and let him sing 'Acky Breaky Heart' and her naked as a jaybird twisting their rear ends on stage together and get it over with......just like I'd do if they paid me that kind of money!"