WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the producers of the hit show Duck Dynasty have invited President Obama to guest star on the A&E show.
Colfax informed the White House reporters that the president had to turn down the offer.
When the press secretary was asked why he replied that the reason was purely a personal one.
Colfax stressed that contrary to what Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly said the reason was not because the Robertson's look like uneducated swamp folk.
President Obama had said from the very beginning that he does not watch Duck Dynasty simply because he finds it hard to understand the Cajun bayou terminology they use and besides he is quite fond of ducks and does not like to see them harmed.
SIDENOTE: Press Secretary Colfax said that he talked with Robertson family patriarch, Phil Robertson, and the Duck Dynasty star remarked that he totally understood. Robertson then added that they are still hoping that Paris Hilton will agree to make a guest appearance.