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Monday, 6 January 2014

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Beyonce shown in her home reading the latest copy of The LaLaLand Daily.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Miley Cyrus is livid after hearing that Beyonce attacked her by calling her a peckerhead.

Beyonce also stated that the reason why Miley has turned into such a spoiled brat is because she basically had no parental supervision from her dad and mom Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus.

The "Single Lady (Put A Ring On It)" singer read in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that Cyrus had commented that the name (she) and Jay-Z picked for their baby; Blue Ivy was very silly.

Beyonce told BPT's Carolina Chipotle that Miley has about as much intelligence as a bag of mulch.

She also said that little Miss Cyrus really needs to take some singing lessons from a real professional singer such as Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, or Adele.

When Beyonce was asked if she was going to apologize for saying that Miley Cyrus was a peckerhead, she shook her head and responded by saying that Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter will win a beauty pageant before that happens.

Meanwhile Miley has said that she wants Beyonce to apologize to her and if she doesn't then she is going to make fun of Blue Ivy's name every chance she gets.

Cyrus also said that she is going to write a song about the foul-mouthed Beyonce plus she will tell her millions of fans to email (Beyonce) and tell the big-haired gal to leave sweet, kind, caring, little Miley Cyrus alone.

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