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Thursday, 2 January 2014

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Willie smiled as he pointed out that his concert venues will all have huge marijuana clouds in them.

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson sat in his Austin mansion talking to Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine.

Yazoo asked the 80-year-old Texas music legend about his upcoming 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado which is scheduled to begin on January 13.

Willie perked up like Sofia Vergara's nipples in Buffalo, New York.

He said that he has been performing for 60 years and he has never looked more forward to a concert tour than this one.

Willie said that now that marijuana can legally be purchased in thousands of Colorado pot shops he and his band are going to be happier than a family of beavers in Yellowstone National Park.

Nelson said that he knows he is going to be quite relaxed knowing that he will be able to smoke all the weed his heart desires and not have to worry about being arrested.

The "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain" singer said that he is so excited about traveling throughout the Marijuana State of Colorado that he would almost do the concert tour for free.

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