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Thursday, 2 January 2014

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Phil Robertson said that if his wife Miss Kay can dance in a swamp, a Hollywood dance floor should be a piece of cake.

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show.

DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderlicki said she can hardly wait to see the 63-year-old Robertson matriarch out on the dance floor.

She was asked who Miss Kay is going to be paired with. Penderlicki replied that when she spoke to her she said that she kinda had a bit of a crush on Derek Hough.

Another DWTS dance pro Val Chmerkovskiy, who is from Russia, said he would like to be paired with the Louisiana Cajun woman.

The host of DWTS Tom Bergeron said that he thinks Miss Kay will do well. British judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman said that he is going to ask that Miss Kay Robertson use proper language while on the show.

Kay Robertson reportedly commented that if Goodman mentions her Cajun accent in a negative way the old Limey may find himself getting bit on the arm by a real honest-to-goodness Louisiana bayou woman.

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