The brilliant, talented waste of licence payers money, Graham Notton who rose to prominence by sounding like a raving "Queen type man" is not really going down well with viewers (Daily Mail readers and Jim Davidson fans mostly) who stump up "millions" in licence fees for his services as a chat show host.
"I sound like a raving gay man!" he told our T.V. critic, "and that's why I get millions of pounds! It's great here isn't it?"
A spokesperson said yesterday "We've dumbed down a lot because we can get more viewers that way. The viewers just want to sit down and vegetate. Not many people would notice the difference if we put David Frost on, even though the talented host is sadly deceased."
Police are said to be looking for any evidence of humour in the matter. Their investigations are "ongoing".