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Wednesday, 1 January 2014

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Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson is ruffling duck feathers again, this time for comments he made 3 years ago about how girls should marry while they're still teenagers.

That's the right age, he announced to a crowd at a conference gathering of the family.

According to witnesses in the crowd he stated that his own Mom was 13 and that was a little too young.

"Now I'm not talking about these heatherns overseas, that sell their own kid to an old man when she's 9 or 10. That's just plain slavery and wrong altogether."

Lots of women a century ago married when they were 15 or even 14, but in today's world, by that time they're no longer a virgin.

If you want to see how she will look later or even act later, check her Moma. There's a real good chance that your 15-year-old will look like that at 35-40.

"Now men, you must be fully grown up because the whole family is dependant upon you to provide for them.

Also, marriage is for life. It's not a merry-go-round of 2 years with one lady and then 3 years with another one.

God holds us men responsible! You give your life for that woman if it comes to that. You must earn your life's mate and the children that will follow. School's fine. But school ain't what it was.

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