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Wednesday, 1 January 2014

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Beyoncé was also banned from using the sound of any US aircraft there ever was.

Washington, DC Pop singer Beyoncé Knowles will never, ever be allowed to use anything that belongs to the government EVER, and the ban will extend to the next nine generations of her family. This was all due to an outcry by the families of the Challenger victims that Beyoncé had used some of the sound of the explosion in one of her videos.

In related news, the families of the people that died in the Hindenburg disaster are protesting the sound of that explosion being used in thousands of clips.

In related audio news, it appears that the people who have taped and used the horrifying scream used by Howard Dean have been contacted by members of his family, complaining of the use of the most horrifying political death ever.

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