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Tuesday, 31 December 2013

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Kanye West has said that their second baby will also be named after a compass point.

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and Kim Kardashina are still gushing over the birth of their first child who they named North West.

Kanye has told his friends that he is so in love with Kim that he has never enjoyed engaging in the hokey pokey more than he does with her.

Kim has stated on record that Kanye is definitely one of her top three lovers and the reason he isn't number one is because of his habit of falling asleep in the middle of the sexual festivities.

The popular couple recently appeared on Live With Kelly & Michael and the pint-sized Kelly asked them if they are planning on having a little brother or sister for North.

Kim giggled. Kanye answered that he definitely wants to get Kim knocked up as soon as possible.

He said that he liked the way she ballooned up the weight scale and practically doubled the size of her world famous butt.

Michael asked if they had a name picked out. Kanye replied, "Yes, bro, we does have a name picked out already and dat name be South."

"South West?" asked Strahan.

"You got it my brutha."

Kelly asked Kim if that was fine with her. She replied that her goal in life is to make Kanye happy and if naming their second bay South West makes him happy then she's happy.

In Other News. Sarah Palin has stated that the rumor that her and Megyn Kelly are involved in a lesbian relationship is just not true.

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