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Tuesday, 31 December 2013

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Tattoo Torres placing a tattoo on Jesse James' back.

LOS ANGELES - Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, is reportedly very upset at his latest tattoo which he had done in Tijuana, Mexico.

It seems that James told the tattoo artist identified as Tattoo Torres that he wanted a tattoo of a Komodo Dragon.

Tattoo Torres, who speaks very little English, apparently misunderstood Jesse and the former motorcycle shop owner ended up with a tattoo on his back of a gay Chinese dragon.

James did not really notice it until he returned to his home in Los Angeles and a neighborhood kid who knows a lot about China and dragons pointed it out to him.

Jesse was so furious that he returned to Tijuana and went to see Tattoo Torres.

The tatto artist told him that he would fix the tattoo but he had to have a receipt.

James said that he had misplaced it.

Tattoo Torres shook his head and replied, "No receipt, no fixy da tat, adios, and say hola (hi) to Sandrita."

SIDENOTE: Jesse James has contacted famed California attorney Ginger Allred about suing Tattoo Torres.

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