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Monday, 30 December 2013

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Steven Hershey Hiwae, CEO of the world's largest adult film company, Foxy Entertainment LLC, announced today that Miley Cyrus has signed to appear in 17 new adult films, direct 37 and produce 4.

After Ms. Cyrus's performance at MTV's VMA awards ceremony last year, Miley has been inundated with offers from adult film companies to star, direct and produce a new adult films that appeal to teens and pre-teens.

Mr. Hershey Hiwae's company is famous for blockbusters such as "Man of Steel XXX", "The Orifice", "Miami's Vice" and "30 cRotch".

Ms. Cyrus's pubic relations manager, Juwansum Buhteh, added: "Miley has brought her fans to their feet many times and now it is time for her to reciprocate, by giving her fans what they desire, with these multiple releases".

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