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Monday, 30 December 2013

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On ABC's Good Morning America this morning, an American scientist showed that the whole scientific community was wrong with their belief.

Dr. Andy Raddatz from a Superior Wisconsin Think Tank appeared as a guest and told the viewers that some old maxims are just that, and have no truth to them at all.

He then proceeded to produce a white paper bag that he had filled earlier at the station, using several people from the street outside the studio in Times Square.

"This bag is full of human waste. Some call it shit. I call it human waste."

He then took out a huge spoon and filled his mouth full and then, with the cameras up close, he stated "shont....ship....shit!!"

He then went back stage and puked, then reappeared with the message, "We just simply can't take some of these old crocks without proof."

"I have just done that. I said 'shit' with a mouthful!"

He then kissed Diane Sawyer on the cheek as he left, followed closely by Sawyer headed for the bathroom!

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