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Monday, 30 December 2013

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Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga is being sued in a New York Court by several of her former fans because of her outfits that she wore when they went to see her perform.

Although she told reporters that the whole thing was stupid, she started laughing.

"Oh, how can I call something or someone else stupid? I might as well say they aren't real."

"Alice Cooper told me there would be days like this and so did Smokey Robinson in song. Anything for a buck!"

Apparently the lawsuit is over some very flashy outfits she wore here in the states and also on a tour of Japan.

A spokesman for Lady Gaga said that "the court demanded her appearance so we have to go through with this."

"The details, Sir, please?", asked one reporter.

"They are alleging that the lights off Lady Gaga's outfits gave them recurring migraine headaches. But if that is so, there are a lot of others out there and have been since Liberace's teeth!"

Before leaving to check on the any past histories of migraines from shows, he also stated "Oh yeah, there's one lady in Japan that claims that the outfits caused her to pass out every time she sees anything shiny."

"If you go talk to her, wear a cap. That bald head will make her pass out if you're not careful."

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