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Sunday, 29 December 2013

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Madonna cannot not stand that many critics now consider her a 'has-been.'

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out returning some Christmas gifts when she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors.

Miss Rangoon asked Madonna what she thought about the great success that Britney Spears had with her opening performance at The Axis Theater at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.

The "Papa Don't Preach" singer simply grinned and said that she heard that Ms. Spears had lip synched about 90 percent of her performance.

Miss Rangoon reminded Madonna that most performers, including herself, who dance around all over the stage lip synch a lot of the singing otherwise they would be so out of breath no one would be able to understand a word they were singing.

Madonna then said that she looked a little bowlegged. Rangoon said that she detected a bit of jealousy because Britney looked positively fantastic.

The "Material Girl" who to be politically correct would now be the "Material Granny," admitted that she was in fact envious of Britney and felt bad that no one has approached her about doing a similar type of show.

The iRumors reporter grinned and remarked that maybe if she changed her piss poor attitude and stopped acting like a damn diva someone, somewhere would take note and make her an offer.

"Your mama." Madonna hollered out

"Your mama. And your mama's mama, as well you skanky-looking, washed up, bitter old has-been." Rangoon fired back.

Madonna started to reply.

And Ling Chow Rangoon jumped in and said, "And doncha say another word bitch, or I will slap the ugly right smack dab off your leather-looking face ya hear?"

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