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Friday, 27 December 2013

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Madonna recently told the press that she has not shaved her underarms in 5 weeks.

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out in Central Park walking her pet flamingo when she was approached by an entertainment news program reporter.

Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked the "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer what she thought about Christina Aguilera'a amazing weight loss.

Madonna, who has all the tact of a charging rhino, said that Christina looks extremely skinny and someone needs to give her a hot dog.

She went on to say that if she continues to lose weight she is going to end up in someone's drink as a swizzle stick.

Aguilera of The Voice has trimmed down to 101 after weighing as much as 143 pounds.

She said that she decided to lose weight when she tried to take a selfie of herself and all that came out was a photo of her double chin.

SIDENOTE: When Christina was told about Madonna's comment she remarked that she does not pay attention to what women with moustaches and goatee's have to say.

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