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Thursday, 26 December 2013

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In a shocker, Hollywood has been a-buzz today with the news that Actor Taylor Lautner had married Kate Linden, a beauty queen from California, several weeks ago!

Lautner told reporters today that he had been seeing Kate off and on for the past six months. He also stated that they will appear together soon for a photo op.

"Right now, we're heading for Paris. "We have both been busy with contracts and work and we're just now getting around to having a long honeymoon."

Facts about Kate Linden are few at the present time but I'm sure they will be out soon as everyone begins digging.

Thus far, we know that she has won a state beauty contest. Her mother is high up in the Mary Kay Cosmetics Company and has her pink Cadillac. Kate apparently also worked at the same company until recently.

"So I guess we can have a lot of make-up sex", he laughed.

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