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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

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Britney is very concerned about Lady Gaga.

NEW ORLEANS - Britney Spears performed at The Voodoo Arena and afterwards spoke to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres.

The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer said that she recently saw Lady Gaga perform on The Voice finale show with Christina Aguilera.

Spears said that Christina overpowered Lady Gaga and the singer who is famous for wearing outfits made out of the four basic food groups looked like she was a department store mannequin.

Britney said that at times during the song, Lady Gaga actually resembled a statue.

She remarked that something is wrong with the lady and she has gone from being a serving of Neapolitan Ice Cream with all kinds of nuts to being simply plain vanilla.

SIDENOTE: Britney says she's concerned about Lady Gaga because she feels that if she doesn't go back to her old self she will simply fade away into the land of faded frumpy female singers like Madonna has done.

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