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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

image for Matt Lauer: For The One Millionth Time, Ann Curry Is Not Pregnant With My Child!
Curry has said that pretty soon Lauer won't need a blow dryer because he won't have any hair to dry.

NEW YORK CITY - Today Show host Matt Lauer says that he is getting very tired of having to state everyday that he did not get Ann Curry pregnant.

Lauer speaking with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors at the trendy Cafe La French Fry said that just the thought that Curry could get pregnant is the most ridiculous thing he has ever heard.

He pointed out that Ann is 57, so her eggs left the building a long, long time ago.

The balding Lauer then noted that even if she was 27, he would have no interest in her whatsoever and stressed for the one millionth time that Curry is not having his baby.

He said that he likes Natalie Morales and Savannah Guthrie but he has never cared for Curry. When asked why he paused and replied because Ann has alway said that he has a feminine looking body.

Miss Rangoon gave him several up and down looks and commented that he does have a girlish physique.

Matt told her that she was just as hateful as Curry was.

"Your mama, skinny ass boy" Rangoon fired back.

"What?"

"I didn't stutter you Clay Aiken looking old timer." Rangoon remarked.

Matt Lauer stood up. He told her that the interview was over and that she was to take care of the check.

She yelled at him that since he makes $25 million a year he'll get the check and like it.

Several patrons said that they heard Lauer whimpering as he left the restaurant.

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