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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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A photo of Kelly's cat Simon, which was given to her two years ago by Ryan Seacrest.

HENDERSON, Tennessee - Well is sure didn't take long for the honeymoon to wear off.

Word out of Henderson, Tennessee, home of Kelly Clarkson and her brand new husband Brandon Blackstock, is that the very first American Idol winner is an unhappy bride.

An inside source revealed that the trouble started after the first week when Kelly learned that her hubby really doesn't care for her song choices.

It was pointed out that Brandon, who is Blake Shelton's manager, perfers songs with lyrics that are darn right country and not like that semi-country stuff that Kelly sings.

Blackstock has always loved country songs that incorporated the words, truck, rifle, deer blind, hunting boots, prison, and cornbread.

Meanwhile Kelly perfers words like bouquet, petticoats, eye liner, and pantyhose.

Brandon's step-mom Reba McEntire has tried to patch things up but it kinda seems that she may have made them worse when she started telling Kelly that maybe she needs to pay attention to what her brand spanking new husband is saying.

Kelly is reported to have responded with a loud "EX-CUSSSE ME!?"

In Other News. Gary Busey has said that he cannot explain it but lately he has found himself having sexual fantasies about Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

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