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Monday, 23 December 2013

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A recent cell phone photo of Megyn Kelly's size 9½ boot.

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael.

Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.

Megyn, ever the defiant one, smugly remarked that it did not backfire on her and in fact it had actually frontfired on her.

Kelly (Ripa) did the time out hand sign and asked, "Now hold on their Miss Megyn, just what exactly does the word frontfired mean?"

Megyn looked at her as if she was a three-year-old and said that when something frontfires it means that it did good.

The FOX News reporter then added that she wanted to get the puzzled-as-hell look off of her (Ripa's) face and she explained that since her Santa is white comment she has received all kinds of nice, supportive text messages and phone calls from the likes of Sarah Palin, Bernie Madoff, Phil Robertson, Ann Coulter, Mitt Romney, and Gisele Bundchen.

Michael then asked her about the rumors that were circulating which say that 8 years ago Megyn had made an X-rated pornographic video which was shot in Guatemala.

Megyn shook her dishwater blonde locks and said that the rumors are nothing but lies which were probably started by either that troublemaking Charlie Sheen or else that big time joker Vice-President Joe Biden.

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