Written by Neil Levine

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Thursday, 26 October 2006

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Hilton - No Mother Theresa

Paris Hilton Hotels HQ, Hollywood---The Globe, Star and National Enquirer are all quoting Paris Hilton (borne of Hilton Hotels fame) as being proud of herself and we quote, "I'm no Mother Theresa."

"I like guys for one thing. All my videos, public and private, music and silent, prove that," she says.

"I've got money and find ugly soylent green bucks to be quite useful in getting in and out of jams and tight parking spaces. I also know how to get more the easy way. Really. It's not like earning money is difficult, particularly at a Paris Hilton Hotel or any other top rated fun house. Just sign in and cash your check."

"I confess I look bad in a habit. But that is not my style. I'm much more carefree and irresponsible."

"Let me ask you this? Did Mother Theresa ever act or sing? Got you. And could she get along with Nicole Richie or room with Nickie Hilton? Or tolerate poor service at a Hilton Hotel? I mean like really. Sorry, no autographs. My agent is only allowing me to sign on the dotted line. Sorry." (She blows her fans a kiss).

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