NEW YORK CITY - Kanye West appeared on The View with Barbara Walters and Walters let him know right away that she would not be putting up with any of his arrogant musings.
West told her that she was not going to dictate to him what he could and could not say.
She replied, "Wrong, bro, you be doing what I say you be doing."
Whoopi stood up and told Barbara to stop talking like she was Rihanna's ex-loser boyfriend Chris Brown.
Walters giggled and said that she thought she was doing Justin Bieber doing 50 Cent.
Jenny McCarthy rolled her eyes and said that they had her all confused to hell.
Sherri Shepherd told her that, that was because she was a white girl.
Barbara then told Shepherd to stop being a reverse racist.
Kanye stood up, walked in front of Walters, and remarked, "Hey old gal, I got your reverse racist right here."
Barbara turned as red as Santa's outfit and quickly went to a commercial.
When they returned Walters asked West why it is that he is always smirking all the time.
He raised his eyebrows and replied that he was going to be up front with her and he told her that ever since he was in grade school for some reason it hurts when he smiles.
Kanye pointed out that he has seen seven doctors about that strange affliction but none have been able to help him.
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