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Friday, 20 December 2013

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Russell told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that Megyn's butt is perfect for twerking.

NEW YORK CITY - English comedian Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King.

Regis asked him what he thought about the controversial statement that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly had made stating that Santa Claus is white.

Brand took a sip of his Sprite Zero and replied, "Ya know mate, I couldn't give a rat's ass about what color jolly old St. Nick's bloomin' skin is ya know. I mean a present is still a present innit?"

Philbin nodded that it was.

The 38-year-old Brand has dated a bevy of women including Kate Moss, Holly Madison, Katy Perry, Geri Halliwell, Peaches Geldof, and Kate Gosselin.

He revealed to Regis that lately he has been having daydreams about being twerked by Megyn Kelly.

Brand said that he hates the fact that Kelly is a die-hard Republican but quickly noted that a twerk is a twerk and I want to touch her not debate her.

Suggested Reading. The book by Clyde Bickerpoint, III, titled And People Think That Gary Busey Is Strange - The Russell Brand Story.

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