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Friday, 20 December 2013

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Apparently scientists at NASA are having trouble identifying exactly what Google Street pix are pulling in.

"At first we all had a good laugh", stated Dr. Douglas Reynolds. "But then the evidence kept piling up."

A few reporters have seen the almost nightly strange lights and human-looking beings that are like humans but not completely.

"They walk leaning forward a bit", states Dr. Allen Kibitz. "Of course, any human could imitate this but with so many photographs and videos, someone would blow it. You can see their form but they seem to know when they are being observed."

"I know I'm going to be the laughing stock around here but their butts are slightly bigger so I have dubbed them the Kardashians!"

"Kardashians? Doctor please, we are going to be made sport of enough as it is. Now it'll be "Klingons and Kardashians!"

"So what would you call them, 'Buns'?"

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