WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just issued an official White House message which states that pop singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed on the White House property.
Colfax informed the White House Press Corps that the reason for the ban was due to the fact that Miss Cyrus recently stated to Whoopi Goldberg on The View that she was going to be attending a Christmas party at the White House.
Goldberg told Cyrus that she was jealous of her invite. Barbara Walters asked Miley if she had a copy of the official invitation.
Cyrus explained that she had put it away in a safety deposit box at her bank.
When word got back to President Obama and Mrs. Obama, they both could not believe the audacity of the young woman.
Mrs. Obama stated that at one time her and her husband liked Miley back during her Hannah Montana days but then she went off the deep end and started with her lap dancing, pole dancing, semi-nude romps, and most recently her obscene twerking.
The Obama's said that they do not want the daughter of Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus within 300 yards of their sweet daughters Sasha and Malia.
SIDENOTE: Mrs. Obama has reportedly informed the White House Secret Service Agents that should Miley Cyrus step on White House property she is to be pepper sprayed immediately and taken into custody.