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Thursday, 19 December 2013

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Carrie Underwood shown in a recent photo with her husband.

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood makes it a point to mention during all of her concert performances that she is happily married to professional hockey player Mike Fisher.

The Oklahoma singer stated that she hates when people refer to Mike as Mr. Carrie Underwood.

The blonde songstress said that things are hard enough with her and Mike always being away from each other without having to have to contend with rumors out of the rumor mills.

During her latest concert performance at The Tumbling Tumbleweed Arena in Waxahachie, Texas, Carrie paused in between songs to clear the air regarding a certain rumor.

The 30-year-old singer told the crowd that she had read in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she and British comedian Russell Brand had been seen necking underneath the famed Santa Monica Pier.

Underwood shook her head and replied, "First of all y'all, I have never been to the Santa Monica Pier, on top of it or below it.

Secondly, I have never met Russell Brand. And thirdly, I mean come on, if I was going to have an affair does anyone really think that it would be with a goofy looking, former druggie like Rusty?"

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