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Wednesday, 18 December 2013

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LONDON, UK - Actor Peter O'Toole admitted that he'd go mad if he had to face another Christmas watching himself in Lawrence of Arabia.

"Open presents, Christmas dinner, then sit down and find the only thing on tele is Lawrence of Arabia. What kind of celebration is that?"

"You know how some dogs, when they go barmy, start chewing on their leg, right down to the bone? Well that's what happen to me last Christmas. Ended up in emergency with deep leg wounds requiring 40 stitches."

"I can't say what it is about that movie. All the sand, sunlight, distant gazing, the camels. I guess it comes down to all of the above. And yet I seem to put myself through that misery, holiday season after holiday season."

"Am I on autopilot? I guess. However, this year I'm switching to manual, drop fuel tanks and I think I'll just shuffle off this mortal coil with a controlled flight into terrain."

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