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Wednesday, 18 December 2013

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A Google Street View has been blown up and it confirms a recent rumor being passed around that no fan wanted to be true. Justin Bieber is going bald.

The video shows Bieber with an unknown lady walking by and wearing a cap when a puff of wind blew his hat off and there is a good sized bald spot on the top of his head.

While some have suggested it's a condition he has had passed down to him by parent and grandparent, many say that it's because of a bed bug infection Bieber got while touring overseas.

Still others blame it on the press and all that stress on the poor kid.

"He's not a kid anymore", stated one reporter. "I think he's 20 by now, surely. If you want stress, go out and try to get a photograph of him and have a bodyguard 'see' you outside later. I don't have a bald spot but I did look a lot like a raccoon there for a couple of weeks."

For now, like all the other entertainment mags, we're trying to get a blow-up of that picture.

Harvey Rabbet for $tar$.

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