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Monday, 16 December 2013

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Apparently Taylor Swift is still angry about the Golden Globes duo of Poehler and Tina Fey, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant over the weekend.

Sources say that Taylor Swift is at war with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. She is slashing out at them for joking about her at the Golden Globes earlier this year.

At the show, the two women joked that boy-crazy Swift should "stay away from Michael J. Fox's son," who was a trophy boy at the ceremony. Also, anyone else who has a son in Hollywood.

The audience thought it was hilarious but apparently Taylor didn't think so. Most people in Hollywood expect a jab here and there of some small or large defect that everyone has.

Not Swift.

More like Loretta "Hotlips" Swift on MASH! Or was that Loretta "HotLips" Swit.

"You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people, because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved," Swift says in the new issue of Vanity Fair. "There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."

That's what led up to the slap. Then the near throttling, until the restaurant staff broke it up.

So far no charges have been filed. I guess Poehler may just let it go.
She may be scared to say anything else.

Just writing what I've heard, Ms. Swift. No need to slap a hard working reporter.

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