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Monday, 16 December 2013

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Sarah Palin on her way to the mail box in front of her home in Wasilla, Alaska.

NEW YORK CITY - Legendary music icon Cher appeared on The View and quickly lashed out at the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin.

Cher was asked by Barbara Walters if she had ever met Mrs. Palin. The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer rolled her eyes and replied that she had not and added that she would rather meet someone who has more class than her like Charles Manson, Kim Jong Un, or the NFL's dirtiest player Ndamukong Suh.

"So I take it that you don't like Mrs. Palin," Walters asked.

"You take it right Babs," Cher shot back. She then went on to say that if "Old Snowballs" Palin had paid attention in school instead of going around blasting caribou, moose, and reindeer from a helicopter maybe she would have learned some geography and found out that Rhode Island is not really an island.

Whoopi Goldberg yelled out "Hallelujah sista" and noted that Sarah The Loose Moose knows about as much about geography as Kirstie Alley knows about dieting.

When Pain was told about Cher's comments she got that deer-in-the-headlights look and asked, "Cher? Isn't she that old woman who has a tattoo of a spider web on her ass?"

Palin then added that Cher has had so much work done on her face she is starting to look like she could be Joan "The Moan" Rivers' illegitimate sister.

Bristol Palin's mom went on to say that with all her facial work if the 67-year-old cougar ever sneezes her parts could end up scattered all over the place.

In Other News.
The state of New Hampshire failed to pass its proposed ban on hot dogs.

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