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Monday, 16 December 2013

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Khloe shown reading about her divorce in the LaLaLand Daily.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Now that Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, Kim Kardashian has informed her fiancé, Kanye West that she hopes he doesn't pull the same BS that Odom pulled because she won't put up with it for one second.

Kim made it clear that if (he) thinks he is going to run around on her with a bunch of blonde bimbo's then he'll find himself singing soprano.

Kim explained that she is much too pretty, too sexy, and too desirable as hell to put up with him or any man thinking that he can do the Hokey Pokey with some two-bit floozy behind her gorgeous back.

Mama Kardashian, Kris Kardashian-Jenner totally backs up her daughter and even added that if Kanye dares to stray then she will help hold him down while Kim neuters him.

Kourtney Kardashian said that she wants no part of turning Kanye into a eunuch but was quick to add that no one especially someone like Kanye West is going to get away with messing around on the gorgeously beautiful Kardashian sisters.

In Other News. Sarah "Snowballs" Palin has said that the rumor of her and Rosie O'Donnell being involved in an affair is not true.

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