After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle.
"I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't actually begin dating until he moved out of his home. Then, I was after him as were several other of us girls."
Madonna stated that she never thought that Danny Devito would ever be on the market.
Lindsey Lohan has also missed her chance. "But I'm not giving up yet", she told the Press. "If he gets tired of Susan, I'll be able to get him on the rebound!"
Among others seeking Devito are Taylor Swift, Stacy Keibler and at least one Kardashian.
But it's for Susan Boyle that Devito has lost his so-called heart.
"Probably the last virgin left in all of Show Biz!"
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