HOLLYWOOD - Well it will certainly be a Friday the 13th that Lamar Odom will not soon forget.
His wife Khloe Kardashian, 29, has filed for a divorce on grounds of Alienation of Caressititis Boomba Boom.
The couple was married in September of 2009, and now Khloe has realized that they have come to the end of the road and it is time to say adios, as they say in East L.A.
The 5-foot-10-inch tall Kardashian recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that she tried as hard as she could to make her marriage work but as Italian actress Sophia Loren used to say, "Ita takesa two."
The 34-year-old Odom, who used to play for the Los Angeles Lakers, got into trouble with Mr. Alcohol, Mr. Drugs, Mr. Gambling, and a bevy of Miss Ho's.
It appears that Lamar had a hell of a time trying to keep Little Lamar in the confines of his britches as country artist Blake Shelton says.
Khloe was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk how she felt about the marriage ending.
She took a deep breath, a sip of her Coke Zero, a bite of her In and Out Burger, and then remarked, "Well Chippy, I feel bad. I kinda feel like I just got into a fight with a skunk, a porcupine, and a wolverine."
Miss Chipotle later caught up with Lamar and she told him what Khloe had said she felt like. Lamar got a puzzled look on his face and asked, "What the hell's a wolverine?"