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Saturday, 14 December 2013

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Marilyn was one of Tinsel Town's most frugal actresses.

LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed.

Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F. Kennedy once described with the words, "Wowie!" "Powie!" and "Sis-Boom Bah!"

The president's brother Bobby Kennedy said that Marilyn Monroe was the best French kisser he had ever known.

And Mafia boss Sam Giancana descriptively commented that Marilyn made his groin region tingle like it was New Year's Eve and a bottle rocket had landed in the crotch of his pants.

Even women used to say that Monroe had the sexiest voice that they had ever heard. Ellen DeGeneres once said that if she had known Marilyn she would have been on her like tuna salad on two slices of bread.

Butterweed said that Marilyn was so many things to so many people but the thing that stood out over everything else was the fact that she was extremely frugal.

Marilyn never ever threw away soap bars even after they had gotten down to the size of domino. She would place them in a pan and melt them all into one big piece and use it.

The author noted that in all of her adult life, Monroe only owned three bras. She used to say that she never outgrew them since she was already a grown woman and she never wore them out because they always came off before all of the hokey pokey started.

To view 12 glossy photos of Marilyn Monroe's infamous landing strip go to www.marilynmonroeslandingstrip.sex

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