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Saturday, 14 December 2013

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The operating room at Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital where Jay had his procedure done.

BURBANK - Jay Leno, the host of The Tonight Show has pretty much always been a guy who keeps to himself, his wife, and his extensive automobile and motorcycle collection.

But Leno recently confided to his good friend Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that three years ago he had a personal procedure done.

Jay revealed that back in December of 2010, he had checked into L.
A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital to undergo a chin reduction.

Leno said that he did it because he had grown tired of hearing comedians like David Letterman and Conan O'Brien constantly making his chin the butt of their jokes.

De Gallo mentioned to Jay that it really did not appear that he had lost any weight in his chin region.

Leno grinned and said that he actually lost three pounds but sadly he gained it all back within two weeks.

Jay blamed it on the one dozen Hostess Twinkies that he eats on a daily basis.

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