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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Miley thinking about what outlandish stunt she'll pull next.

VENICE BEACH, California - A close friend of Miley Cyrus has just made it known that Miley cannot believe that she was not invited to perform or even attend the ACA Awards Show which were held at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.

Cyrus called up one of the producers of the show and asked him if perchance her invitation had gotten lost in the mail.

She was told that it was highly unlikely since she was not sent an invitation.

Miley angrily asked why not and she was told that the ACA is a wholesome organization and none of its members have any of her albums.

Cyrus informed him that she is the world's most famous twerker and if she had performed on the show the ratings would have gone through the roof.

She was told that the ratings did go through the roof and he informed her that many of the show's presenters, performers, and audience members had told him that if Miley Cyrus was allowed to attend The ACA Award Show that they'd stay away in droves.

SIDENOTE: Miley informed The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she is planning on hiring the legal services of the law firm of Gorgonzola, Gomez, & Granolawitz of Avocado Heights, California and she will be suing the ACA for Nolo Invitational Trans Factoitis.

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