NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter had dinner with Tabitha Tula Wishywater a reporter with GOPicky Magazine.
The GOP political maven was asked if she has any political aspirations.
Coulter put down her fork, giggled, and said, "Oh no. I am a fantastic Republican pundit and observationist and I could never, ever give it up since it's the political calories that keep my politically-motivated body going."
Ms. Wishywater smiled and said that she had never heard anyone put it quite like that before.
"That's because you have never interviewed the great Ann Coulter before Ms. Wishywater" Ann replied. "And now that you have you can clearly see that I am definitely head and shoulders above everyone else including Pinhead (Bill O'Reilly), Tubby (Rush Limbaugh), and Freddie Flintstone (Sean Hannity)."
The talk then got around to why Ann is never seen with a man out in public.
She put down her spoon and said that the reason she is never seen out in public with a man is because she does not know any man who is on her intellectual level.
Coulter who just recently turned 52, added that most men are intimidated by her due to her being over six feet tall and also because she can turn strong males like Newt Gingrich into a bowl of strawberry Jello in a matter of minutes.
She then said that she does not need a man in her life. Ann was quick to point out that she is not a lesbianite. She then winked and said that she does find Jodie Foster to be one sexy, sultry senora.