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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Lambert wants to box Alec Baldwin.

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

He told Ellen that he is tired of hearing Alec "The Brat" Baldwin's homophobic rants and that he wants to fight the bitter thespian in a boxing match.

Lambert said that Anderson Cooper challenged Baldwin to a game of chess but he wants to actually hurt Alec The Dread and a boxing ring is the perfect place.

Ellen asked Lambert if he's had any boxing experience. He admitted that he had back in high school where he boxed under the name of Kid Pow-Pow.

Adam remarked that he had a record of 19-0, so he can handle himself in the ring and he knows that he could knockout the pansy-looking Baldwin in the first or second round.

In Other News. Rush Limbaugh has responded to the rumors of his having an affair with John Travolta as pure lies. Limbaugh pointed out that Johnny is a member of The Scientific Method Church which he (Limbaugh) disproves of with every fiber in his overweight body.

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