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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Angelina is thinking about breaking up with Brad.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie recently appeared on The View and she made some interesting comments to Barbara Walters.

Jolie said that she is growing very impatient with fiancé Brad Pitt who keeps putting off their wedding plans.

She said that their six children want them to get married so that they can all be a true American family where the parents are actually married to each other.

Pitt apparently is in no hurry and he has even pointed out that his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston's fiancé Justin Theroux is in no rush and neither is Jessica Simpson's fiancé Eric Johnson.

Brad said that the long waiting game has become a way of life for a lot of American celebrity males who reside in Tinsel Town.

Meanwhile Angelina keeps on making threats which so far up to now have all been nothing but idle threats.

In Other News. Sarah "Snowballs" Palin recently admitted to having cellulite but added that 99.7 percent of all American women have it. Sounds like Sarah is as horrible at math as she is at geography.

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