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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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Miley Cyrus, after receiving over 10,000 cards and letter 99% against her recent appearance on MTV, has decided to quit music, at least for now.

Apparently, some 35 of her fan groups have split up also and are now looking for another in singing or acting to support.

"She sure showed her derrière on MTV! Well, she can take it and shake it somewhere else as far as our club is concerned. We started with her as Hannah Montana and this is what we wind up with."

Another club official stated that they were looking at Lady GaGa. "She usually shows some class, not her *ss!"

Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus has told a few friends that she is still "Hannah Montana" deep inside but had been led astray by performers like Madonna, who always did strange things on stage.

Thus far, those few friends say she wants to either go into acting full time of become a nun.

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