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Monday, 9 December 2013

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Selena's microphone was just not cooperating with the Latina singer.

LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez performed at the Annual KIIS-FM Jingle Ball and was really excited since she heard that Vice-President Joe Biden and is wife Jill were going to be in the audience.

After Selena began her first song, the microphone cut out and Selena's mouth was moving but nothing was coming out.

One fan replied that it was kind of like the opposite of lip syncing.

During her second song the microphone again cut out and she got some ear-piercing feed back which really upset her.

She yelled out for someone to fix the damn problem now.

As she turned her back to the audience to speak to her guitar player her black wig suddenly shifted and it almost came off.

She then angrily hit her hand on the microphone stand and broke one of her fingernails.

As she prepared to do her third number the microphone again cut out. This time Selena threw her hands in the air and said, "You know what people, f*ck it - that's it - I'm done, adios y'all" and she walked off the stage.

SIDENOTE: Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine reported that the next day, Selena's former boyfriend wrote in his Facebook account, "Saw where Selena got all flustered and frustrated at the KIIS deal and my sweet, loving, little senorita lost her temper and used the F-word." Bieber then noted that now everyone knows that the blame for their breakup was not all totally his fault.

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