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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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Rob Pattinson had just taken Kristen Stewart over the weekend to see a foreign film with subtitles, that was a horror movie.

"I had never seen one of those", stated Pattinson, "and didn't expect much but I was very much surprised by the guy who produced it, even though I couldn't even pronounce his name."

Apparently they were coming back to Stewart's apartment and exchanging spooky scenes and just as they turned the lights on, about twelve of their friends, jumped up and yelled Surprise!!!

Stewart said that the friends were all zombies and she and Rob hit the door and was across the street before they recognized a voice calling for them to 'Come Back!'.

Little known to the couple, there was a 'No-Party Surprise Party!' which neither of them had ever heard of and was the first for these 'friends'.

"According to the article in the magazine you're supposed to hide and surprise people for no other reason than to have a few quick drinks and leave them a nice bottle of wine and a special dessert", stated a friend of Pattinsons. "We had no idea it would freak them out."

"I guess we zombie jerks will be going. Sorry!"

"Oh I'm sure this will be funny tomorrow", stated Stewart. "But not right now. Good-Bye!!"

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