A glitch of some kind hit 'The Kid's Channel' early this morning and was not pulled or corrected for some time, due to so many employees trapped in the bad weather.
"I didn't know what was going on but I'm very sleepy in the morning and the kids were watching this channel while I fixed breakfast", stated one Mom. "Then I thought I heard some rough language going on in there but maybe not. I mean, I trusted that channel."
Another, a dad this time, started out to clear the car of snow and accidentally saw his kids watching a naked cat being pursued by a naked Pepe Le Pew!
"I stopped in my tracks and came back to check. It was an adult cartoon they were showing. And there sat my kids with their eyes all bugged out!"
"Listen", stated our first lady. "You have no idea what that roadrunner gets beeped from his language. No wonder Wile E. Coyote is mad and after him all the time. No one would want to be called that!"