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Saturday, 7 December 2013

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A closeup photo of Taylor Swift's hair which was taken by one of her biggest fans Vice-President Joe Biden.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently said at a White House state dinner honoring the president of Guatemala, Pancho Ensalada that it is getting harder and harder for the youth of America to find nice, good, wholesome role models.

He told the guests that Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and Kanye West are what he and the president consider to be anti-role models.

The vice-president then said that there is hope yet as there is one young lady that embodies the world wholesomeness and that young lady is Taylor Swift.

The assembled guests erupted in applause. An inside source stated that Mrs. Obama got a tear in her eye as did the two first kiddoes Malia and Sasha who think that Taylor hung the moon, the Milky Way, and four of the planets.

After the dinner President Ensalada went up to Vice-President Biden and said that he wanted to ask him a personal question.

The vice-president smiled and said that there are no personal questions just personal answers.

"What?" President Ensalada asked.

"Just pulling your leg Panchito" Biden replied.

"What?" President Ensalada asked.

"Never mind, so what's your question?"

The Guatemalan president asked if he knew if Miss Taylor Swift has any tattoos.

Vice-President Biden raised his eyebrows and said that it was a darn good question.

He then took out his cell phone and sent a text to Taylor asking if she had any tattoos.

She texted him back saying: "Dear Joey, I do not have any tattoos and furthermore I am never, ever going to get any tattoos. Say hi to Jill, Barry, Michelle, Sasha, and Malia."

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